SERIOUSLY,... ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
This one's just so awful. I've got nothing.
...he may be in the same position in his dorm room. Jeff says he'll be surrounded by books, where he crashed after pulling an all-night study session. Me? I have a slightly different prediction. (And, yes, after taking the photo I gently pried his chubby little legs out from between the spindles.)
YOU PEOPLE ARE KILLIN' ME.
Do you see how much syrup is left in the bottle? Why?! Why does this make it back into the fridge?